slip and slide

Snowboarding, candle lit dinners, MOOSE, getting wasted and throwing snowballs at cars

I'm down with O.P.P.

nip tuck, south park, pros vs joes

Super Troopers, tommy boy, Club dread, duece bigalow, caddyshack

red dragon, catcher in the rye, let my people go sufing

"i'm not that good at math, but i know i want to put my one in her two" pauly cangiolosi

"I haven't sleft for ten days, thats just to long" -Mitch Hedberg

"this everclear is kicking my ass" -freddy vs jason

"I will never play strip beer pong with fat gils again" chuck bisland

"Always remember to recycle, to the extreme!!!!!" -Poochie

"you can whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a peice, or you can whore yourself out to 50 real fat chicks for a $1000 a peice, what?, fat chicks need loving too, but they gotta pay" -quagmira

"If it wasn't for women, well this country would be full of fags to tell you the truth." -Larry the Cable Guy

"Dude i am way to baked to drive to the devil's house" -grandma's boy

"fuck bitches make money"

5'11'', blonde hair, blue eyes, washboard abs, and a firm back side